Yesterday James woke up crying and then we found out that he poo in his pants, before he had time to run to toilet. When he woke up this morning, we tease him not holding his bottom.
Category Archives: Funny things by James & Wenda
Can you hold your bottom?
On the way back from the day trip to Sherbrooke, Hui said that she need to poo. I told her to hold it until we get home, and guess what James said, “Can you hold your bottom?”
Break my Concentration
I was giving James a bath, and he is pouring some water into a Coke bottle. He said, “Daddy stop moving me, you are breaking my Concentration”.
Mini Cooper convertible
I borrowed the red Mini Cooper Convertible for the weekend to please James. He was so excited when he saw it, and he kept saying “I can’t believe it” over and over again. When I told him that I had to give it back on Monday, he cried, and I can see tears coming out of corner of his eyes.
Hot dog
James asked me this morning, “what do u call a puppy in the sun?”. I was stumbled, and don’t know what to say, so I asked him again. And again he repeat it again. And he told me to give up, and when I said I don’t know, he calmly said, “a hot dog!”
Don’t bang the car
This morning James said good bye to me by saying “Bye daddy, see you later, becareful and don’t bang the car..” We are all laughing.
Back rub
James offered to give mommy a back rub, and he said “Mommy I give u a back rub and daddy u back rub me.” then after a while he said, “Daddy you back rub mommy and I will back rub u.” later on he said “Daddy I want to back rub mommy and you back rub yourself.”
Thinking about me
We were on our way back from the tulip farm. Jerri was sitting at the back, and suddenly his received an SMS. James quickly asked him who is it from? To which Jerri answered, “It was auntie (his girl friend). Then quickly James replied “Did she missed me?” and we all laughed. Then he corrected himself, “Oh, did she missed you and me, su suk?”
Story about Mommy
This morning, James jumps onto our bed like usual, then after a while he asked me, “Daddy can you tell me a story about Mommy?” I was dumbfounded on what I am suppose to answer to that questions.
He also turn around and asked his mommy, “Can you tell me a story about Daddy?” and in the end he asked me to tell a story about him.
Daddy you made it
Today I drove home Mini Cooper Countryman, and James who are always nag me to get a mini is very excited.
When I show him the car, he said “Wow Daddy, you made it”.