My five years old daughter asked me a question while we are all in the car yesterday, “What is the opposite of English?” We can try to guess, but in the end she answered “Chinese”, upon which all of us laughing.
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Funny things my daughter said this morning
This morning my 5 yrs old daughter said, “I don’t want to be a boy, because boy had to hold their penis”
Why did the tissue cry?
James asked “why did the tissue cry?”. “Because someone tear it.”
“Why did the coconut fall on the floor? “.
“Because someone drop it.”
James’ big promise
Even if mommy is 80 yrs old and carrying a stick, I will look after Mommy and take care of my sister. And I am now 4 and half years old.
Jungle
One day James, mom and dad goes into jungle and find mysterious plant. The mysterious creature bite daddy. Then we went exploring again, and saw Effendy another one, all the fake daddy was wearing underwear. We went back exploring and saw another Effendy who is wearing nothing. Then we saw another Effendy wearing pants on his head and shirt on his leg. And then we went exploring and saw mommy and daddy. Then we saw gigantic spider. And then we exploring again and saw a big gigantic bee, and it was making loud bzz noise, and we saw another flying gigantic bee. And James try to make it buzz but it stay quiet. And james try to poke it and slap it but still quiet. Then we exploring again and we saw mummies.
And that is the end of James’ dream.
James’ story
One day there is Mommy, daddy and James. And them Mommy said to James, “I need to get to work.” And then Daddy said “How about I take you to the park?”. And James said “Awesome”. And then they walk and they walk and they play.
Married
James suddenly asked about Marriage. “Daddy, when I married, do I have to lift up my girl friend?”
Married
James suddenly asked about Marriage. “Daddy, when I married, do I have to lift up my girl friend?”
Guess how much I love u
James woke up this morning and asked me a question, “daddy, guess how much I loved u?”, to which I answered, “how much?”. And he said, “more than the letters in the moon, more than anything in the world.”
Royal baby
We are playing story telling with James, where he is royal bunny, and I was the king, and his mom is the queen. Before he went to bed, he kiss good nite to royal baby.